Hash Trash for 1090
Davey Crochet laid a good, well marked, dead trail, that started at the Sports Authority near Cumberland Mall, and ended at Meehan's Pub in Vinings. He later had to go back and relay parts of trail, due to watchful security guards, and lawn maintenance workers blowing the flour marks away. Trail was about 3.5 miles long, and included RR tracks, shiggy, and road rage. A last minute BS was established in a hidden valley near the midst of Vinings. Hashers that attended Everqueer's and Swinger's Wedding Hash should remember its location. Most made it there, with the exception of Wrong Jeremy, Lollicock Guild, and Lick Hole Ah, who were following the "accidental short cutting" Virgin Just Olivia. While reputed by those that made her cum, errrr, come, she later stated that she feels uncomfortable while running on uneven terrain, and tends to concentrate on her feet placement. So while running down the tracks, she missed the turnoff, and continued running into downtown Vinings. As luck would have it, she wound up being 15' from the BN, and became the FBI.
The Bimbos were: Davey, Chew Chew My Caboose, Deposit Slit, and Hot Pocket.
The Pack included: Oops! i Crapped In My Pants, Diaper Dan, Knight Stalk Her, Midget Fluffer, Spread Eagle, and Skittle Jizz. Me Hand Job was the manager at Meehan's that night, and our inspiration to end there.
~Ballerina Booty Boy